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♥ Wednesday, December 31, 2008 @ 10:45 PM
` lame jokes y is superman de shirt so tight?? => cos he's wearin S size y is batman shirt so tight too?? =>cos he asked superman to buy one for him.. LOLS y is spiderman's shirt so tight too ? =>cos buy 2 get one free n superman gave one extra one to spiderman.... HAHAHAHA  ♥ @ 10:42 PM
` lame joke Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang to hantam you!"So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow.Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up.As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, ok!" ♥ @ 9:48 PM
` Jokes ( lame jokes ) CONVERSATION : MISUNDERSTANDING BUYER : ERM...... UNCLE , I WANT WATEVER...... Owner of the shop : " But I don't know what you like to drink , so how can i help u ? So the uncle anyhow choose 1 kind of drink , he has choosen ' 7 - up' . BUYER : I said , " I WANT WATEVER " !!! Owner of the shop : YA , I already give u ( 7 - up)!!!!! BUYER : I say 1 more time ! I want the drink called ' Watever ' !!!!!! Owner of the shop : I thought u mean you any kind of drink also can ! U never say properly !! BUYER : So now u know wat I am saying right ??? Owner of the shop : YA !!! -_- "' ♥ Saturday, December 27, 2008 @ 4:55 PM
` THAT DAY WHEN IT WAS CHRISTMAS DAY !!!!! The previous day , we went to many places . Like : Mandai , Bukit Batok West Mall , Queensway ' s Swimming Complex , Orchard . I enjoy myselk very VERY MUCH !!! :) !!! When at Bukit Batok West Mall , there were many level . So we went from the top level to the bottom level . We from morning walked until night !! ( as per normal ) At the first level , we saw this shop called ' THIS FASHION ' . There were many shirts , skirts and pants at discount prices !!! We went in and see if can buy anything . Then , my mother and I found that one of the shirt !!! My mother juz look if I can wear !!! But there is onli left with 1 shirt of that design . The shirt was so cute !!! I took the shirt and went to the changing room . I try and see wheather if it really can fit me . After trying , it can fit me !!! So my mum bought for me , juz that it was at discount prices . After that , we went to find where is the swimming pool that my brother is going to exam for gold - star . We took a long time to find as we don't know where is it !! We used the ' navigator ' to guide us how to go to that place ...... But my family members and I think that the ' navigator ' has gone crazy !!! The ' navigator ' anyhow bring us to the places that we don't want !!!!! dotz !!!! -.- "' !!! Then , finally , we found the place that we want to go !!! Relief , :p !!!!! We went to the mearest food court to eat . When the time we were going home , my sister suggested to go to Orchard to look at those lights and decorations . I have taken a few pictures of them ......................     ♥ Wednesday, December 24, 2008 @ 10:18 PM
` CHRISTMAS EVE !!!!!!!!! Today , my mother , sister , brother and me went to Shop N Save to collect our food for tonight . We had ordered : 1. Roast Chicken , Chicken Honey Baked Roll , Chicken Lasagna - $34.90 .jpg) .jpg)  2.Chocolate Fudge Log Cake - $18.90 .jpg) .jpg)  I was so happy when waiting for this day to come!!! :p !!! But when christmas come it means that we are going to school reopen!!!! When I saw the cake , I felt like the saliva from my mouth is dripping onto the floor!!!! The cake is so nice!! It was my first timeeating Log Cake . On the cake , there is some characters , like : 1.snowmen 2.reindeer The reindeer is so cute . The cake is filled with some 'snows' . The box is so pretty , I felt like keeping it . The roast chicken is so small !! :( My mum and I thought that the roast chicken will be almost the samesize as those people who is selling chicken fice , the chicken which is hanging on top!!! After collecting the Diner Deal Celebration and Log cake , my mum went to see if can buy anything else . Then , we walked past a pet shop . In the pet shop , there is : 1.fish - all sorts of fish 2.HAMSTER - my fravourite 3.turtles - small 1s 4.crab 5.mealworms One of the fish there has died but the owner of the shop did not see it!!! I also like the turtles. Last time , I used to have a aturtle and not long after , it died . Then , my father went back to the shop . My family know the shop owner as last time her daughter used to learn TKD (Taekwondo) with us , but now she quit already . So the shop owner gave (for free) my father a new 1 but also died . Now , my home only got 1 turtle which is from when my mother gave birth to my elder sister until now the turtle is still alive!!! Another 1 is also sth like turtle also still alive . Let's not talk about turtle anymore . The hamsters I saw is ingrey and white , so cute!!!!! like it!!!!! :p !!! They were sleeping at the corners. My sister say that when at night then they wake up !!! Then , suddenly , I think they are 'crazy' !!!! ♥ Monday, December 22, 2008 @ 11:47 PM
` Joke a cool joke, better than matthias' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Exclusively for Malaysians & Singaporeans. Singlish~~~ Somone was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,& 10. Not only did that person did it from 1 - 10, that person did it againfrom 10 -1. 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panicked & 4 down. The man rushed out & wanted to 5 with me. I ran so fast until I felt 6 & threw up. So I went into 7 Eleven & to grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 & try to stab him. 10 God he ran away. So I put the 9 back & paid for the 8 & left 7 Eleven. Next day, I called my boss & said I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to climb a 3 & jump down. I didn't understand, I so nice 2 him but I didn't know what he 1. Labels: jokes ♥ Monday, December 15, 2008 @ 5:16 PM
` This is the outline you’re supposed to fill it in. Dear -someone-, I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (_1_). I think I realised it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_). I’m sure you’re (_6_) enough to understand (_7_). I’m returning (_8_) to you, but I’ll keep (_9_) as a memory. You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_). (_12_). Yours truly,-your name- - 1. What’s the colour of your shirt? Blue - Our romance is over Red- Our affair is over White – I’m joining the Convent Black - I dislike your eyelashes Green - Our socks don’t match Grey - You’re a pervert Yellow - I’m selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - You’re mean Other - I’m in love with your cat 2. Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February - Last year when you peed your pants March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on peanut butter May - When I threw up in your sock drawer June - When you put cuffs on me July – When you smacked my butt August - When I saw the purple monkey September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub October - When I quoted Forest Gump November - When your dog humped my leg December - When I finally changed my underwear 3. Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Lasagna- In your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner Chicken - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien Fish - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Annat - With George Bush and Stephen Harper 4. What’s the colour of your socks? Yellow - Hit on Red - Insult Black - Ignore Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - Put whipped cream on Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over 5. What’s the colour of your undies? Black - My boyfriend White - My father Grey – The Catholic Priest Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection Purple - My corned beef hash Red – My knee caps Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange - My Blink 182 cd Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude Other - The elephant in the corner 6. What do you prefer to watch on TV? Scrubs- Man O.C.- Emotional One Tree Hill- Open Heroes- Frostbitten Lost- High House- Sly Simpsons- Cowardly The news- Scarred Idol- Masochistic Family Guy- Senile Top Model- Middle-class Annat- Ashamed 7. Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed – That we’re related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid Other (nothing) - That your driving sucks 8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your toe ring Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - Your Elton John poster Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - The pictures from Vegas Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your car 9. The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it C/D - The oil tank from your car E/F - Your neighbour’s dog G/H - My virginity I/J - The results of that blood-sample K/L - Your left ear M/N - Your suicide note O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X – Your glass eye Y/Z - Your credit cards 10. The last letter in your last name? A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises C/D - Never will forget that night E/F - Always wanted to break your leg G/H – Hate your cooking I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven’t showered in a month Y/Z – Am better off without you 11. What do you prefer to drink? Water- Our friendship is ruined Beer – you should stop picking your nose Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep Other – I’m scratching my ass as you read this 12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand – Warm tingly sensations Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change England - Good luck in jail China – You make me sick Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard Egypt – Kiss my butt France – With tears of sadness Spain - Go drown yourself -Result : Dear Santa, I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realised it when your dwarf bit me, under the bus and I saw you sit on my father. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand how awful you are. I’m returning your love letters to me to you, but I’ll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon. Greetings to your frog Leonard. Yours truly, Yu Qi. ♥ Saturday, December 13, 2008 @ 3:33 PM
` Today, my mother , my brother , my sister and me went to Sembawang Park to build sandcastles and catch some fish. At about 9.30 a.m , my father brought us to Sembawang Park . Then , he went to work. Actually , not to Sembawang Park but the Sembawang Beach. When we are at the beach , we found a shady place to sit down. We brought some pails and others but not fishing net as we don's have! We used pails to catch fish . At first , when we went to catch fish , the water is in the condition of high tide. There were many fish together , juz like a school of fish. But when I took a pail and scooped up the fish , the fish ran away so swiftly that I cannot catch them! There were many school of fish here and there. The fish were very small. Not long after , my brother caught a fish. It looks like a tadpole. It was so cute!! We walked here and there , then my sister saw some fish together and caught them. But it is lucky that the fish did not swim away . She caught about 11 fish in 1 scoop!!! So cool!!! Image :  When my sister did not want to catch fish already , she went back to the sit. Then , she realised that something was moving on the sand , it was a crab! My sister told my brother and me to go and see the crab. It was moving so slowly. My brother use2 pails and put side by side to make it go into 1 of the pail. Then , I went down to the water there and took some water for the crab. Next , I went to the water again and try to find more fish. The tide was going higher and higher. I was a little bit scared only. But I am scared that my pants was wet , but still never mind. I saw 2 fish together. It was a little bit green in colour. So cute! I cannot catch them! I was trying to catch the fish when suddenly the water level rised to the part which is above my knees and make my short so wet. My short is super wet , I can even squeeze out water from my short. Even my shirt is a little bit wet too!!! Finally , I saw a medium fish. It is washed up to the sand. My brother saw it and quickly took a pail , hold its body and put is inside the pail. I put water into the pail. I looked at the fish properly. It looks like it is going to die in the pail , so we let it go. But in the sea , it does not looks like going to die!! Very :( !!! But mum tell us to let go everything - fish. Again so :( + angry!!! Mum said that if we want to keep , we must keep properly. But we cannot. We go washed our leg and whatever , then go play swing , then changed clothes. Image :      We took bus n.o 882 to Sembawang Bus Interchange and then took MRT to Woodlands to eat at Jack's Place. The food there is very nice. I like it!!!! :p !!!!! Image :   ♥ Thursday, December 11, 2008 @ 12:06 AM
`Wishlist & MP4 Wah! My wish on the wishlist has not come true. I think that it will never come true. I have a bear at home, it is very cute. I like it alot. Many times when I want to sleep, I will hug it. If I don't want any of my clothes, I will try to let my bear wear them. My bear's name is Berry. I love Berry alot. It is yellow. Berry looks like a bee. This is the image of my bear:   I have an MP4 player. My father bought it from other country and gave it to my sister. Then at Singapore Expo, she bought an MP3 player. I asked her if she still wants her MP4 player, and she said she don't want. So, I asked her if I can take it, and she said can. That is how I have my MP4 player. I love it. ♥ Monday, December 1, 2008 @ 5:10 PM
` My most memorable christmas experience was when santa give me presents. It is stories telling time! MY UNBELIEVEABLE ADVENTURE WITH SANTA One winter, my family and I went to Korea. It was "raining" heavily. The snow was big and round. We were very cold , as cold as ice! We were walking on the streets. But I was thinking carefully that when can I see santa in real life? I wake up from my dream . Sad! It was only a dream! Then , I look out of the window . I stared at the sky for so long . Suddenly , I heard someone's voice , saying "HO , HO , HO!" I turned my head to another direction . Oops! The santa ! The santa riding on a "flying car " with 4 reindeers in front , carrying a big red bouncy bag ! Inside it should be presents , I thought. I blinked my eyes a few times as I thought it was again only a dream but it was not!! It was real !!! I shouted for joy ! The santa came landing in front of my door. I ran towards him and hugged him tightly . He gave me some money , books , a cute teddy bear and my lovely pooh! I said " bye , bye" to santa claus . Santa said " HO , HO , HO - MERRY CHRISTMAS" . He flew back to the sky . In the blink of an eye , he disappeared quickly . I showed my family the presents santa gave to me . They did not believe me at all . The End READ MORE ABOUT ME WITH THE WONDERFUL ADVENTURE ( INCLUDES OTHER STORIES )!!!!! |
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